the pie

In a worldful of poor and an environment to protect

an alternative flan of action flies in the face

of promises not kept

it shows that the responsible irresponsibles

have faces and names which can be addressed

therefore bake and aim

and put a smile back on the face of the oppressedThe puppeteers and the powers that be

would always agree that stones are no arguments

and meanwhile they hit us with batons and bullets

and invite us to their wrecking-balls

with distorted truths and teargas

slander, lies and tanks

no thanks, we understand

and that is why

we wanna globalise the pie

Number 1 is The Walking Thrust:

walk up to the person, push the pie in the face

and before you walk away give it a slight twist

this makes the sticky part of the pie cling to the recipient

Number 2 is The Shot Put:

the one to be thrown straight

from a distance of three to five feet

Number 3 is The Ancient Roman Discus Throw

the most beautiful delivery of all:

spin half-way round, turning the pie as you whirl

and then let go, hitting the victim square in the face

Number 4 is The Catcher¹s Throw to Second Base

the hardest of all:

pull back your arm just as far as it will go

and then bring the pie in, all the way from East St Louis

and let her go!

With shots over eight feet

make sure that the pie is of the right weight

to fly in a straight line as it leaves your fingers

on the other hand, some do believe

that one must press the pie into the face directly

and that it never should be thrown

an advice for beginners: don¹t try this at home...

Some people say that the pie is the limit

but a pastry at a time is an answer to their crime